ALOK SPECIAL

Some of the jokes on Alok Nath:-
  1. Salman Khan is still Virgin because of Sanskar given by Alok Nath in Maine Pyaar Kiya.
  2. When Alok Nath was born doctor said, "Badhaai ho, babuji huay hain.
  3. Alok Nath smokes agarbattis.
  4. Alok Nath's wildest fantasies involve a harmonium and Reema Lagoo.
  5. In Hum Aapke Hai Kaun Alok Nath had a crush on Reema Lagoo in Hum Saath Saath Hain he made her his wife. Alok Nath is the man.

  7. For Alok Nath, Ram chahe Leela chahe Leela chahe Ram is a bhajan.
  8. Alok Nath calls his wife 'Samdhaan'.
  9. If Alok Nath goes in Biggboss.. Every morning will start with a Hanuman Chalisa and Mata Rani Aarti.
  10. Poonam Pandey shud thank her stars that Alok Nath didnt give her Sanskars, else her life would've been hopeless & she would've been jobless.
  11. Rohit Sharma and Dale steyn should watch some Alok nath movies and learn Sanskar.
  12. Alok Nath was the first person to call Parle as ParleG!
  13. Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar.
  14. Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to a boy. Today we know that boy as ARVIND KEJRIWAL.
  15. Alok Nath snorts Agarbatti ash at rave parties.
  16. Alok Nath is father to so may betas and betis that when his family decides to go on vacation they book a train....!
  17. 'Mujhe betiyon ka babuji banna hai' - Alok Nath when teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up.
  18. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.
  19. Alok Nath once blessed wheat farms and now we have Aashirwaad atta.
  20. Alok Nath believes the F in FTV stands for Family.
  21. Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks.
  22. Alok Nath is such a personality that at times his wife calls him bhaisaab.
  23. Alok Nath is now a worried man, Obama's daughter is getting marriageable.
  24. Alok Nath's watch displays only 'Achha' and 'Bura' samay.
  25. Alok Nath believes that WTF? stands for "Where's the Family?
  26. Alok Nath takes off his slippers before playing temple run.

    And last but not the least......When you type Alok nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari.

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Regards :
Vikram Singh Rana
Computer Science Engineer
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