LIFE OF AN ENGINEER

* This is Student Life * Definitions
Altered *
1- SPEED : Getting ready in 5
minutes
2- SHARING : Whole class copying
one assignment but in totally
different way
3- PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can
present one answer in 5 different
ways for 5 different questions
4- EDITING : Your report contains
atleast 5 pages less than the
person from whom you copied
5- MULTI TASKING: Playing games
on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping
with seat mate, day dreaming,
making teacher’s sketch and still
pretending that you are listening
what teacher is saying.
6- ART : Beautiful art on the last
page of note book.
7- SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide
best unintentional humor to
teachers during Viva
8- CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero,
always a Zero!
9- VOICE MODULATION :
Attendance in 5 different voices.
10- STAMINA : Tolerating teacher
for consecutive 1 hour
11- PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring
at your crush, no matter where
so ever he/she sits
12- HUMANITY : Failing and
keeping the consistency of giving
others a chance to top!
13- TALENT : Make whole class
laugh no matter how tense is the
situation....

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